Natalie's Blarg
motherfuckingkoala:

This is awkward

motherfuckingkoala:

This is awkward

pepperandpals:

thepacificparrotlet:

Roxy decided that she needed to be in the photo

This makes me laugh so hard. Like a photobombing bird torpedo.

pepperandpals:

thepacificparrotlet:

Roxy decided that she needed to be in the photo

This makes me laugh so hard. Like a photobombing bird torpedo.

SEND ME POKEMON
Luvdisc: I love your blog
Alomomola: I love you platonically
Jynx: I love you romantically
Smoochum: I want to kiss you
Swablu: I want to hug you
Nidoqueen: I want to date you
Nidoking: I want to battle you
Ninetales: You’re beautiful
Wooper: You make me smile
Alakazam: You’re really smart
Plusle: You’re an amazing friend
Minun: I wish I was your friend
Lopunny: You’re sexy
Scolipede: I don't like you
Smeargle: I love your art
Unown: I love your writing
Meloetta: I love your music
Cubchoo: You’re gross
Swirlix: You’re really sweet
Eevee: You’re one of my favourite people
Sylveon: You’re my best friend
Arceus: I worship you
Togekiss: I think you’re a great optimist
Phantump: I think you’re a great pessimist
Pichu: You’re really cute
Shaymin: I am grateful to know you
Metagross: I want to get to know you more
Dwebble: I wish I could talk to you but am too shy
Darkrai: You’re my worst nightmare
Exploud: You scare me
Bibarel: You’re silly
Audino: You make me blush
Absol: Your blog is a disaster
Slowking: You’re wise
Zoroark: You should post more pictures of yourself
Porygon: You should post more

annethecatdetective:

burning-high-rise:

whorishgreen:

whorishgreen:

I’ve never been more emotional about any social media post in my entire life

UPDATE: guys Beth Broderick tweeted yesterday that this Salem is THE SAME SALEM!!! He’s 20 years old man!!!! 20!

That Salem is still kicking is all I care about.

sarahseeandersen:

You could say I’m an optimist.

sarahseeandersen:

You could say I’m an optimist.

ambrose-bierce:

When I see people complain (and with reasons!) about the misogyny, the one-size-fits-all portrayal of women, the lack of agender/ gender non-conforming characters in fantasy books…

I’m like, can we interest you in a slice of Discworld?

Where characters making sexist claims are called on their bullshit; where women come in all sizes and shapes, professions, ages and species—and usually save the day; where there’s no seamstress-shaming; where women’s motives can’t be summed up with “men”; where impractical female armours are distinctly criticized. Where there’s a whole community considering themselves as gender-neutral…

Hell there’s even a novel called Equal Rites!

And it’s the same with racism, social injustice, everything

lancrebitch:

blueinkalchemy:

nintendonut1:

protomlad:

flyingcuttlefish:

atopfourthwall:

uvsiren:

Discworld

I really need to read/watch the Discworld stuff.

Discworld is a lot more important than people give it credit.

I keep saying it, and I’m gonna KEEP saying it

READ. DISCWORLD.

GESTURES WILDLY

This is one of my favorite exchanges in all of Pratchett’s works, and that’s saying something.

Seriously. Read Discworld.

READ IT

Including DFAB people who aren’t women, in women’s groups, INHERENTLY marginalizes trans women

ramtops-witch:

If you include someone designated female at birth in a woman’s group, and that person isn’t a woman, you’re saying that having a vagina or experiencing “”“female socialization”“” (the problems with that deserve an essay) or something similar makes them essentially a woman.

That is cissexist, and many DFAB trans people are pissed off when they see it. Not everyone likes being misgendered.

And by equating womanhood with something that doesn’t apply to many trans women, you are degendering or misgendering them by proxy.

nonbinarycharliedalton:

Fun fact! Trans and nonbinary people who choose not to go on hormones, get surgery, etc. are still totally valid! Nonbinary people who choose not to present as “androgynous” are still totally valid! Binary trans people who choose not to present traditionally feminine or masculine based on their gender are still totally valid!

Stop policing everyone’s identity. It isn’t difficult.

stormingtheivory:

I’m re-reading Night Watch and one of the major refrains throughout the book is Sam Vimes keeps telling other cops things like “We can’t mutinee, we’re not soldiers,” “They didn’t desert, they quit, they’re civilians not soldiers.”

It just seems rather insightful given recent events in the US re: cops thinking that they’re not just soldiers, they’re soldiers in a Call of Duty game.

officialheinzdoofenshmirtz:

darkwingsnark:

officialheinzdoofenshmirtz:

you have 10 seconds to think of a way to make the average vampire movie fresh and new and exciting again

A vampire going through the daily struggles of trying to hide his ever lasting boner— as rigor mortis is an unkind friend. 

JE SUS

the-regressor:

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jolinakujo:

Ferry selfie!

Dayum girl, you look amazing! :O

jolinakujo:

Ferry selfie!

Dayum girl, you look amazing! :O

geminiio:

i need ferguson to go down in history books. i need school children in the year 2074 to learn about michael brown being shot on august 9th, 2014 by officer darren wilson. i need this to spark a movement. this can not lose the focus of society a mere month after it happened. 

derpygamergirl:

Everyone talks about Supernatural, but I think we’re forgetting the original way to get rid of demons: